Tone: Cheeky, Risqué, and Observational

We’ve all been there. You’re having so much fun that you just can’t help yourself—you want to show them off to everyone. But as our favorite adorable boy Tommy found out, there’s a time and a place for everything.

Whipping them out at the dinner table? Mom won’t be happy. Taking them to church? That’s practically a crime. Even the school teacher might insist you tuck them snugly back into your sack.

The world might try to tell you to keep your balls hidden, but we know the truth: a person and their balls share a bond that is deep and strong. Life without them is just plain rough. So, the next time you feel the urge to play, just remember Marian Page’s golden rule: when it’s time to play, don’t be afraid to whip ‘em out.